{"product_id":"john-holmes-big-cock-o-rama-triple-feature-dirty-drive-in-alpha-blue-archives-dvd","title":"John Holmes Big Cock-O-Rama Triple Feature Dirty Drive In Alpha Blue Archives DVD","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Calibri,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #c82613;\"\u003e\n\u003cb style=\"font-family: Calibri,Helvetica,sans-serif;\" data-olk-copy-source=\"MessageBody\"\u003ePLEASE READ - Shipping Information\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: Calibri,Helvetica,sans-serif;\" data-olk-copy-source=\"MessageBody\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*****SHIPPING BY USPS (United States Postal Service) ONLY!*****\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Calibri,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\"\u003ePlease chose USPS (United States Postal Service) shipping option. We are not located near a UPS (United Parcel Service) location and are unable to ship by UPS.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Calibri,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffff00;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eNote: You can choose the lowest cost option, but it will be shipped by USPS and not UPS.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Calibri,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\"\u003eShipping available to the US only.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBuy more than one to save on shipping. Click on our store name royal-adultvideo to view our other products.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003eJohn Holmes Big Cock-O-Rama Triple Feature Dirty Drive In DVD\u003cbr\u003eAlpha Blue Archives\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTriple Feature:\u003cbr\u003eThe Touch\u003cbr\u003eMy Tongue Is Quick\u003cbr\u003ePersonal Services\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBrand New and Sealed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease be aware that sometimes during shipping DVD's can become loose in the case.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou plow down a dusty, dark road in your custom van. Heavy Black Sabbath riffs blast from the 8-track. You and your buddies have a glove box stuffed with fat joints and a cooler full of cheap beer! You pick up some hitchhiker chick with monster nipples poking through her tight t-shirt. Later tonight you'll come up her asshole while she gives your buddies sloppy, drunken blowjobs! When she passes out, you'll go find bored college chicks hanging out by the concession stand. They'll jerk you off \u0026amp; let you finger their tight cunts for hits of weed. It's 1:30 a.m. now, but the show is just getting started! Welcome to the Dirty Drive-In.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTonight's triple feature\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Touch (1973, 62 minutes) Holmes is a drug dealer who uses a porn movie to blackmail a sexy chick into selling one last batch of coke for him.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy Tongue is Quick (1971, 59 minutes) John Holmes Big John plays \"a very special kind of private dick\". Holmes' hilarious narration is the icing on the cake to the classic scenes of him spearing young girls with his 12\" meat rocket.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePersonal Services (1975, 59 minutes) Holmes plays a horny sailor in this exploration of the mysterious wourld of adult personal ads.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTotal Run Time 180 minutes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo returns accepted\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e***We will be adding a lot of products. Please check back!***","brand":"Royal-Adultvideo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51822311342358,"sku":null,"price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0890\/9432\/4502\/files\/otuDm8Sopv.jpg?v=1788475064","url":"https:\/\/xxxmarketplace.net\/products\/john-holmes-big-cock-o-rama-triple-feature-dirty-drive-in-alpha-blue-archives-dvd","provider":"XXX Marketplace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}