John Holmes Big Cock-O-Rama Triple Feature Dirty Drive In DVD
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Triple Feature:
The Touch
My Tongue Is Quick
Personal Services

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You plow down a dusty, dark road in your custom van. Heavy Black Sabbath riffs blast from the 8-track. You and your buddies have a glove box stuffed with fat joints and a cooler full of cheap beer! You pick up some hitchhiker chick with monster nipples poking through her tight t-shirt. Later tonight you'll come up her asshole while she gives your buddies sloppy, drunken blowjobs! When she passes out, you'll go find bored college chicks hanging out by the concession stand. They'll jerk you off & let you finger their tight cunts for hits of weed. It's 1:30 a.m. now, but the show is just getting started! Welcome to the Dirty Drive-In.

Tonight's triple feature

The Touch (1973, 62 minutes) Holmes is a drug dealer who uses a porn movie to blackmail a sexy chick into selling one last batch of coke for him.

My Tongue is Quick (1971, 59 minutes) John Holmes Big John plays "a very special kind of private dick". Holmes' hilarious narration is the icing on the cake to the classic scenes of him spearing young girls with his 12" meat rocket.

Personal Services (1975, 59 minutes) Holmes plays a horny sailor in this exploration of the mysterious wourld of adult personal ads.

Total Run Time 180 minutes

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